My nigga why is EVERYTHING too small for you tho? Your shoes can’t cover your ankles, your pants can’t cover your calves, and your shirt is desperately waiting for you to exhale. Nigga look like the hulk mid-transformation. Like he was gettin angry but then cooled off
Nigga struggling like shit to look casual
Nigga look like he one sneeze away from being naked.
Ah yes i have designed my perfect workout shirt
Puppy’s First Visit To The Beach Will Make All Other Dog Photos Out There Irrelevant
This little fella’s name is Champ. He’s a 9-week-old golden retriever that went to the beach for the first time in Hagar Township on Lake Michigan.
Photograher Patrick Holthof
(Source: The Huffington Post)
last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind
THE LAST EPISODE OF FUTURAMA 1999 - 2013
Eastern Screetch Owl by Graham McGeorge
Artist: Angel Haze
Track: "Same Love Freestyle"
“ …Some don’t like the idea of Macklemore, who is straight, and other would-be allies becoming a voice for the LGBT community when LGBT people are fully capable of speaking up and rapping for themselves.”
Therefore, Angel Haze made her own free-style and frankly this version made me sob hard.
if pokemon were real don’t you think catching legendaries would be highly illegal
that would be like coming home with jesus in a ball
*cringes at 9 year old me*
*cringes at 13 year old me*
*cringes at year ago me*
*cringes at day ago me*
*cringes at future me*
It’s so funny how everyone portrays Her Imperious Condescension as a formal, dignified, regal empress, and then you read her pesterlogs and
Yes. So regal.
Look how queenly she is.
The epitome of royal behavior.
i can’t believe angelina jolie killed taylor swift
felt the need to doodle something for my original fandom, happy 413!!